There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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