he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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