wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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