I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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