You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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