grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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