Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
