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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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