literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Less talking, more tequila
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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