It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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