Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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