how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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