You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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