I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Found your dick twin last night
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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