Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
