: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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