The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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