I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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