i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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