the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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