I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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