were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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