life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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