I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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