Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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