We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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