So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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