I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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