Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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