Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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