shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So squirting runs in the family.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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