i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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