I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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