i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I am available for nakedness
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Randomize
