shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
