For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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