He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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