This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.