After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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