Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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