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Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

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(248): Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up http://tfl.nu/y2zz

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No idea how I passed that sobriety test.

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(248): No idea how I passed that sobriety test. http://tfl.nu/5pip

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Betty ford says i'm here all night

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(215): Betty ford says i'm here all night http://tfl.nu/rxoa

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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.

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(706): we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating. http://tfl.nu/lk5p

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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

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(303): It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking http://tfl.nu/y5lt

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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.

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(804): Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat. http://tfl.nu/9gr0

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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?

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(715): Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him? http://tfl.nu/jy7k

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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.

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(814): I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood. http://tfl.nu/fkn8

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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.

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(228): Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well. http://tfl.nu/vvbh

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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

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(+44): The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well http://tfl.nu/us1u

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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"

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(920): Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!" http://tfl.nu/2v59

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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out

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(913): Don't make emojis simulating eating me out http://tfl.nu/tdiy

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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.

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(734): Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday. http://tfl.nu/wg8e

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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...

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(713): Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ... http://tfl.nu/86td

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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.

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(773): I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research. http://tfl.nu/c8l7

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