Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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