I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out