So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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