Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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