The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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