Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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