someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I want her autograph on my taint
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
