Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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