I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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