I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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