i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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