508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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