big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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