What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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