I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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