I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you made out with another girl for some wings
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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