But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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