i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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