Plan B is the new Plan A
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
